The new Octopus Glo is definitely not the ultimate VR porn device says Octopus

March 7, 2018

 

In a recent statement Octopus have explained they never realized their new 200€$ VR standalone, Octopus Glo, ticked all the boxes as the ultimate bedside virtual porn delivery pump and would like everyone to put this idea out of their minds.

Chief executive man and VP of wholesomeness, Huge Barrow, said "The Glo is positioned as a serious VR device for watching Netflux, playing mobile VR games, riding virtual roller-coasters and watching documentaries featuring serious people talking about serious stuff"

With the release of the Glo, Octopus believe this will bring in a new wave of curious consumers that may be reluctant to spend 2000 bucks on a headset, PC upgrade and minor remodelling of their homes to experience VR.

 

VP of contentment, Jason Rudebit, adds "The idea that someone would have an affordable, cable-less, instantly accessible, high-quality immersive media device, pre-loaded with mind blowing VR porn on their bedside table is utterly ridiculous to us!"

"Yes. Ridiculous, don't think that. You're thinking it aren't you.......STOP IT!"

 

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