Irresponsible Parents, Tony and Jenny Brixton, are keeping their utterly obnoxious children in VR for as long as they can it has emerged. "The kids used to play Call Off-Duty and GTA live all day and swear at the screen like a couple of oil platform workers. That's if they weren't breaking things, hanging out with their friends, smoking low-grade cheese or trying to steal cats". "We got a couple of immersion goggle headsets from my brother, Crispin, complete with Zombie Roller Coaster VR Fishing, Dodo Recall and Fallup 4 VR. They absolutely love it, and so do we!" "We try and keep them inside VR for at least 6 hours every day so we can watch Netflux and have a bit of a normal life". "People say virtual reality is unhealthy and isolating but I can assure you, it's having a very positive effect on our family lives".